Parent plus plus, because parenting always positive. There’s always more, and more, and more!
Parent++, because being a parent means adding to existence and adding to yourself.
P++, because there’s always more pee so you’re better off being positive about it.
Because too many parents think that writing and whining are synonyms, that they’re the first people to procreate, and that “there was poo!” is a complete punchline instead of the most obvious and often very first consequence of becoming a parent. Because too many dad writers believe staying interested after ejaculation earns them a Nobel prize.
Parent plus plus, because the whole point of parenting is adding something new and positive!
I’m Luke McKinney, comedy and science writer, and now that I’m a parent I’ll enjoy writing about that too! You can find me on twitter and support me on Patreon.